Cortex

An unstoppable vortex who thinks they are a tough cunt. Drinks Great Northerns and munches burgers every Monday morning. Plays a non-contact bitch sport. Can be found smashing slabs and tuning fatties with his best mate Grinchtittiez and has made several appearances on Mordi rewind. Has a funny lookin lazy eye when drinking beers

Wow, he just got fucked up by the cortex

Did you see the cortex? He just downed a slab

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