hardcore dancing

A group of douchbags who are "hardcore" usually meaning they're suburbian parents won't buy them a car or ipod so they go take their aggression out on friction in the air. Hardcore dancing was originated by a homosexual act called the hardomonous coramonous where the same type of people do the same types of moves only naked and with foreign objects being put into eachothers rectal cavities while playing loud senseless music and interupting peoples enjoyment of the show.

-Hey you going to the hardomonous coramonous later?

-No i'm gonna go to a concert and do it with my clothes on.

-Oh thats cool lets call it hardcore dancing because it "looks" like we're dancing.

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