Memphis Margarita

The Memphis Margarita is a cocktail consisting Jack Daniels, Tequila and Coca Cola or other cola flavored Slurpee of Slushee. A must try for those who wish to get shit housed quickly and easily. Among other things it is delicious and covert for those drinking underage.

Dude 1:"Hey, did you hear what Sam did last night?"

Dude 2:"Yeah, apparently he got pulled over while drinking a Memphis Margarita and then beat the shit out of the cop."

Dude 1:"Damn, what a pro"

Dude 2:"Yeah, then he went home and passed out in his front yard"

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