Mr. Handlebars

A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.

Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.

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Juicing

When a woman shoves a towel inside her vagina and squeezes her legs, causing her juice to be absorbed in the towel, and then slaps her partner in the face with it.

Dude, that girl juiced me so hard she bruised my face!

I don't know if I like juicing or Pussy Slap more.

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Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

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