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The Fireman

While having sexual intercourse, light your partner's eyebrows on fire, and then splooge the flames out.

1
"Why are you lighting my eyebrows on fire?"

"Because I'm the fireman, bitch!"

2
"Hey girl, where did your eyebrows go?"

"My boyfriend pulled the fireman last night."

by Mr. Hands is dead January 9, 2010

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