Canada's History

Also called "The CH," A depraved act mostly done only by those who also procrasturbate (using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await) more than three times on any given day.

Fill the Stanley cup with male release, mix this with Maple syrup using moose antlers to stir and spread it over your partner like your basting a turkey...take a picture and walk away afterwards photoshopping the queens head onto the body. Then proceed to procrasturbate.

Dued even youporn wasn't getting me off, I had to go and canada's history like three different people. It was CRAZY!!

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