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You, or in Spanish: tu, or in Japanese: anata
What the fuck are you fucking doing you fucking dinkis?
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It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
John: I just went jogging.
Mary: When in Rome
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An old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era to deliver large supplies of puréed walnuts from the South to the North. The walnuts were used as a replacement for toilet paper, due to the wartime shortage. Despite the volitile relationship between the two countries at the time, the North figured that it was more important to have a clean ass than to place an embargo on the South's nut shipments. The South figured,"Hell, we need the money".
There have been complaints from the authorities about a lack of diversity in the News Room.
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