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Slay the Dragon

To masturbate

Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube

by Mr. JayBee June 26, 2012

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Coronal Ridge

The ridge of skin that is between the butthole and ballsack.

Man 1: I had to get my coronal ridge waxes before Stacy would give me a rusty trombone.

by Mr. JayBee June 29, 2012

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