Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
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The ridge of skin that is between the butthole and ballsack.
Man 1: I had to get my coronal ridge waxes before Stacy would give me a rusty trombone.
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