thudnesday

That day of the week when you're not sure what day it really is because you've been sheltered inside with no outside contact.

"Daddy, what day is it?" "Uh, I think it's Thudnesday, but it could be Frursday."

joby

verb. A straight man goes joby when he flirts with a gay man.

I was shocked when Tammy's boyfriend went joby on my man and started talking sex, like he wanted it or something.

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mouses

plural for computer pointing devise. Not to be confused with the plural for a species of rodent - mice.

Someone stole all the mouses from the computer lab!

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Boogerhead

A term of endearment reserved for your one true love.

Danny, I love you so much, you will always be my boogerhead.

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