The Laggata’s Law

When Franky L. gives that real good gaulk-gaulk-3000 on that nigga dick.

Laggata: “all right boys let me teach y’all The Laggata’s Law.”

Everyone else: “what’s that?”
Laggata: “I’m gonna gobble ya glizzy.“
*indiscriminate slurping, sucking, gasping, and choking sounds*