Stoic

1) To be non-expressive facially.
2) To compulsively stare at women's breasts to the point where it creeps them out.

"Danielle doesn't want to go to Steve's wedding because he's so stoic." - Note, this example could apply to both definitions.

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Being Keith

The act of urinating more than any other attendee at a social gathering, to the point where it becomes extremely awkward.

"How much Pepsi did Ian drink at Doug's party? Cause he was being Keith all night!"

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Hard Job

When it appears that the only reason a woman has a certain job is the fact that she is so attractive that she has a long line of men wanting to have sex with her.

Check out that MTV VJ! She must have a hard job.

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Looking Up Morrowwind Cheats

An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.

John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?

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