bang range

The age range of people you've had sex with.

Dude, I banged Mrs. Andrews last night. My bang range is 16 - 54 now.

on the program

A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.

Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.

bang differential

The largest age difference of your age and someone you've banged.

Dude, I totally banged Tommy's mom last night. My bang differential is 23 years now.

fancy bj

A blow job with all the extras; mints, ball play and swallowing.

Dude, I'm taking Jennifer to expensive restaurant tonight. I'm counting on a fancy bj.

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gapsick

illness caused by spending too much time in the Gap clothing store

Dude I'm so gapsick it feels like my brain is melting and starting to ooze out of my ears.

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