Dirty Gerardo

An event occurring during foreplay when you’re performing oral sex on your partner, and you get pubic hair stuck to your “mustache” area.

In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.

“Dude, I was going down on Stephanie the other night, and she totally gave me a dirty Gerardo. Felt like I needed to shave twice!”