Reinhardt

When a man chooses sausage over his girlfriend.

“That gentleman pulled a Reinhardt at the county fair last night.”

“I’d break up with him.”

Hamburger Salad

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.

“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”

Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”