yanganese

A derogatory term to describe merchandise produced in southeast asian countries. Usually uttered when describing a defective piece of merchandise. A cheap, poorly made item.

"Hey Russell, you seem to be having a hard time getting that decorative cover plate installed on that RAZR telephone."

"Yeah. I should never have bought this worthless piece of Yanganese shit!"

"Hey man, it's time for lunch...let go get Yanganese."

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yanganese

A derogatory means of describing poor quality merchandise from the orient. Usually uttered while venting anger over the unwitting purchase of said goods.

Hey man, is that your new cell phone you bought off the internet?
Yeah, damn thing does not work!
Oh man, I thought it was brand new?
That's what I get for buying this fucking yanganese shit!!!

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Nad Flakes

1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)

Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.

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Meat Casket

A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.

A disgusting piece of snatch.

A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.

"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."

"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."

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spack

the original definition of this word, brought forth by Mr. North back in 1988.

A non-specific insult used as an inside joke among friends to describe anyone that happens top be in your crosshairs at that moment in time.

Mr. North: "Shut the fuck up, Jerome, you're nothing but a spack."...Jerome: "What's a spack?"...Bystander hip to the joke: Trust me man, you don't wanna know."

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AC/DC

Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick.

A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.

No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.

"Hey Buz, look at that fine ass girl over there...she could be a model. I don't understand why she keeps having to pay for the drinks for that flea-dicked little punk that is with her. He's not that good looking, seems pretty stupid, and obviously has no money. What gives?"

"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."

"What?"

"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"

"Oh man, that is awesome."

"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."

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Shit Moose

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.

Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.

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