Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.

During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"

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goo cannon

Penis. Cock. the male sex organ.

During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.

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geetus

a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.

Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus

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geetus

Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.

The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.

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Sack Soup

A creamy serving of Man Juice. While it does not have to be served in a bowl, it does add to the splendor of the meal.

Last night after a toe-curling head job, I served my girlfriend a nice hot load of sack soup.

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Jizz Fest

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.

I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.

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quatto

noun. a turd that becomes stuck to a wall or other object after being thrown or catapulted through the air.

I was sweeping out the hangar the other day, and spotted a big, nasty quatto.

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