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school

The worst thing on the entire planet. it literally is bullshit. I wanna cut it's head off a thousand fucking times. it is so stupid. who the hell invented it? Whoever did is a fucking dumbass, like what the hell?

School is bullshit!

by Mr. Not Gay Man November 8, 2019


Steak

Meat. Fucking Meat. The Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat Ever. I love Steak. The last steak you ate was probably a cow's ass that had been burned. Steak is better than all of that cock a doodle shit. Who the fuck eats chicken? Bacon is ok, but burnt pig is not as good as burnt utter, I mean cow. Don't even get me started on fish. It smells like my grandma's ass after taking a shit. Bugs. Fuck bugs. People who eat bugs are Karens. They taste like shit because... well... they are. Steak may also be defined as... Nevermind. I don't know what to say so... Fuck. Shit. Karen. Cheese. Dick-Doodle. Cock-doodle minus the doodle.

I like having Steak... *licks lips*

by Mr. Not Gay Man March 3, 2020


November 7

NATIONAL HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY

Boy: Hey

Boy's Crush: hey
Boy:(gives girl a hug)
Boy's Crush: Why did you do that
Boy: it's November 7!

by Mr. Not Gay Man November 6, 2019

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