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To re-energize yourself before losing any initial energy or vigor you had beforehand. Energizing yourself (e.g. through coffee or Red Bull) once already tired would be rejuvenating, but doing so before the crash eliminates the "re" and is simply juvenating.
girl #1: Hey, you look excited today... did something happen?
girl #2: Well, I am excited for the concert I'm going to tonight plus I just finished a cappuccino double shot which has kept me juvenated.
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Analogous to sex drive, which is your need or level of desire to have sex, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. Your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. Let's say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang out a 7-pager in a few hours, when your homework drive is low it could take you upwards of 10 hours to finish the same paper.
'C' Student: Dude, can you just let me copy your english homework when you finish... my homework drive is so low right now, there's no chance I do it myself.
'A' Student: Sure thing broski, I'll hit you up later. Just make sure you change the answers around a little bit.
Taken from its paralleled alcohol counterpart the DWI, a DWHigh is a driving-related offense due to excess levels of marijuana in the driver's system. Although weed does not impair driving abilities as drastically as alcohol, some people still can't handle it and get pulled over, whereupon the officer realizes the driver is high as shit and arrests him for a DWHigh.
Passenger: Dude, why are you going 15 MPH in a 35?
Driver: I'm high as a kangaroo on a trampoline yo, I feel like I'm going 60.
Passenger: Well you better calm the fuck down and speed up else you could get pulled over for a DWHigh.
Suckout city is the mythical place you go to when an underdog upsets the favorite or something unlikely occurs. The term is taken from the poker term suckout when a worse hand beats what statistically was the better hand before the suckout occurred.
Wow, my kings were just overthrown by that donk's Q-10! I am in downtown suckout city right now.
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Taken from its paralleled alcohol counterpart the DUI, a DUHigh is a driving-related offense due to excess levels of marijuana in the driver's system. Although weed does not impair driving abilities as drastically as alcohol, some people still can't handle the pressure and get pulled over, whereupon the officer realizes the driver is high as shit and arrests him for a DUHigh.
Passenger: Dude, why are you going 15 MPH in a 35?
Driver: I'm high as a kangaroo on a trampoline yo, I feel like I'm going 60.
Passenger: Well you better calm the fuck down and speed up else you could get pulled over for a DUHigh.
When stuck in traffic on the highway, it is the development of an attachment with the lane you are in and the hope it moves faster than the others. Often a plus/minus system of how many cars you are ahead of/behind since the traffic began is used to judge how good your lane picking abilities are. Only the most true lane pride will stick with a lane that goes way into the negatives.
Driver: "This lane sucks, we're like minus 25 since this traffic began. I'm switching into the right lane. It's going faster."
10 minutes later
Passenger: "Fuck, now this lane is going slower. We should have had more lane pride."
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When two college students (typically freshman) share a romantic evening within the confines of one of their 10 by 15 foot cells they call a dorm room. Dorm dates usually include at least a few of the following: drinking wine or cheap alcohol from plastic cups, bed-sitting, awkward conversation, an angry roommate who is exiled from his/her room not b/c of sex but for the possibility of sex, and friends gossiping how the dorm date is going.
Diana: Why are you cleaning the room and what are those scented candles for?
Jamie: Do you remember Chris from the frat party last weekend? Well he's coming over for a dorm date tonight so I'm gonna need you to leave for the next three-to-five hours.