Bill Gates

CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.

Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.

The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.

Bill Gates is a good man despite gossip and media.

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pediphagia

To eat one's own foot.

Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!

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Scott Job

There are 3 types of Scott Jobs

1:Impossible
2:Free
3:The impossible for free

Employee 1: what are we doing today?
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!

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cock sucker pads

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

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idiot check

On a cleanup after everyone thinks they have everything in the truck, someone goes back in to do one last thorough check.

Hey Scott go do an Idiot Check so we can get the hell out of here!

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my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

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mexican road case

A cardboard box..........

I am so glad we got rid of those mexican road cases for the plexiglass podiums.They were the biggest pain in the ass to move around!

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