shake diet

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.

I lost 28 pounds on the shake diet, and now i am going to kill jared.

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McSurf and Turf

When you get a fish sandwich from Mcdonalds and put the fish filet onto a double cheese burger.

Skinny chick -What are you getting for lunch?
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat

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RCA Bullet

A connector to convert a BNC cable to RCA.

Hey will you throw me a couple RCA Bullets I need to hook up this Plasma.

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Duke 30

The time of day when you have to take a crap.

Hey benten will you come help me unload the truck? Sorry dude its duke 30.

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