Pineapple

Pineapple is a colour. It is as simple as that. Lots of people mistake pineapple for a "Fruit", but it is really a colour.
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)

Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!

Pineapple is a colour! :D

Pineapple is NOT a fruit! >:C