Turtle Parade

A non trivial sized line of men at Bathroom or Portable toilet that seemingly all need to poop urgently

I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.

Sparkle Share

(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.

Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!