Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.

- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...

Mushroum

Humorous variant of mushroom

- Hey, look at that thing over there, it's a mushroo-
- MUSHROUM!

I love mushroums.