Rockdog

Hotdogs made from rocks/stones/pebbles instead of varied meats. Typically sold by pedophiles in trenchcoats from their ferraris.

Titus sold a rockdog to a unaccompanied minor from his ferrari while wearing a trenchcoat. When the child realized that the hotdog was in fact not made of dogs, Titus drove away in his hot red ferrari never to be seen again until dusk.

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