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Rockdog

Hotdogs made from rocks/stones/pebbles instead of varied meats. Typically sold by pedophiles in trenchcoats from their ferraris.

Titus sold a rockdog to a unaccompanied minor from his ferrari while wearing a trenchcoat. When the child realized that the hotdog was in fact not made of dogs, Titus drove away in his hot red ferrari never to be seen again until dusk.

by Mr. Pricklepants the 3rd July 17, 2011

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