Marijuana

1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.

2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.

3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.

4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."

"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"

"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."

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