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The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.
1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club
2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!
Wife- What? We only had sex once!
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A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.
John: Don't let me catch you in the streets
Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh
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The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?
Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan
Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain
Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.
Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!
Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.
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