Saint Xavier High School

You most likely know a kid that goes to saint X, because it’s all they ever fucking talk about. It’s a school filled with incredibly intelligent people, yet most of them decide to do acid and pcp because the drug tests instituted by the school don’t test for them. If you go to Saint X, you probably Swim and are an alcoholic, spend your time jacking off to the two hot teachers, or sit in the fine arts wing playing smash with kids who look like the carry an M14 in their backpack.

“You go to Saint Xavier High School? Oh, you play basketball, yeah not interested.”

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