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SMED

Abbreviation for "Suck Me Dick!" This phrase is often used as an expression of discontent toward another individual or group; often invoked in a state of rage and frustration.

*Playing Poker, nick goes all in and loses only to request more chips from the dealer*

Dealer: I guess you can buy back in
Dan: No Nick fuck that you lost. You don't get to just buy back in every time you lose
Nick: Fuck you Dan! No one said we weren't allowed to buy back in.
Dan: You can't buy back in! you lost. Go to bed Nick.
Nick: Suck me dick dan! Suck me dick!
Dan: Shut up and....
Nick: No fuck you! Suck me dick you bitch.

*Two years later, friends at the poker game hanging out in a cabin*
Friend 1: Hey remember that time we were playing poker and Nick wanted to buy in and Dan wouldn't let him
*Nick walks into room*
Friends 2&3: Yeah SMED am I right
*All friends laugh*

by Mr. Shadow 144 September 17, 2020