phish

Phish (Datta): Any form of trickery or confusion.

That dude ordered a hamburger and the waitress brought him a hot dog. She phished us.

Those fuggs from Dash were phish. Kardashians are belligerent phishmongers.

Those bad directions phished me so hard.

This leftover Chinese food still looks good. Hope I don't get phished.

Amazon tries to phish us with sus Black Friday deals.