Too shutdowney

The art of eating an exhilarating amount of food or beverage until the point that your stomach is so full that your entire soul goes into a state of being “too shutdown” to move, speak, interact, be kind, etc.

Being too shutdowney can be dangerous and lead to multiple hours wasted on a couch, bed, or other lounging equipment.

We recommend eating non shutdowney foods to prevent yourself from becoming too shutdowney.

Patti’s son was too shutdowney to respond to Debbie’s text message about Maria’s Judaism conversion.