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Giga Blumpkin

The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.

A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.

1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .

2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.

3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.

Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.

4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.

5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.

6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.

Jennifer gave Dave a giga blumpkin.

by Mr. Snowmanpants March 22, 2021


Honkydom

This is a term used to describe facets of white western culture that are inherently racist, sexist and uneducated.

The white supremacists in Charlottesville were carrying BBQ tiki torches they got at the local wal-mart. That is some serious honkydom.

by Mr. Snowmanpants August 16, 2017


Snowglobe

A neo-conservative, Trump Supporter and/or Neo-confederate. The fitting narrative being that they are trapped in a small fantasy world and can easily be wound up or shaken into a blind frenzy.

There are a ton of snowglobes protesting that planned parenthood clinic.

by Mr. Snowmanpants August 31, 2018


Indie Erotica

This is an example of The Adult Entertainment revolution of the early 21st century.

During the emergence and saturation of online adult entertainment from the 1990's to the early 21st century it was believed that the adult entertainment industry in general would finally become a more open and respectable industry.

Unfortunately regulation, advocacy and oversight of adult entertainment still remained as primitive as they had been before the internet and the explosion of new media development that followed.

The most common examples of this exploitation and corruption being the contracting and pay practices of websites such as myfreecams.com, suicidegirls.com, eroticbpm.com, godsgirls.com and websites found on the spookycash.com affiliate program.

Models and photographers had become tired of being exploited and paid unfairly. The altporn industry had once promised reform and fairness but instead of providing these things the websites that had begun the altporn movement were now corrupting the industry and exploiting talent further.
So an effort of Independent adult website content production and co-op companies began to emerge.

Indie Erotica is a new next step in online adult entertainment.

by Mr. Snowmanpants August 4, 2011

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Hipster Douche

A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.

Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.

Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.

Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.

Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:

1. Inherited wealth

2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.

3. Heavy drinking

4. Sexism

The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.

Graham is such a Hipster Douche.

by Mr. Snowmanpants April 19, 2011

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Sleep Aids

Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.

So it turns out my Sleep Aids turned out to be a real sleep aid after all.

by Mr. Snowmanpants July 21, 2014


Millennial

-Millennial or Millennials

A media popularized term for a generation of people born in western culture who came to adulthood in the early 21st century.

Often confused for being tech savvy or capable in life skills, millennials are more often incapable with life skills that earlier generations are commonly more adept at, such as changing car tires, filling out paperwork, hooking up entertainment centers or reading usage agreements and contracts on websites and smart phone apps before agreeing to them.

Millennials are more often only functional with contemporary front end usage of modern technology while being confused and incapable with more practical applications and the service of hardware.

A small minority of Millennials with inherited wealth gave rise to the "gig" or "shared" economy bubble. Much of the perception of millennials centers around this minority among the generation who attain great wealth from crowd funding, confidence scam investments and inheritances that are soon squandered on unsustainable and impractical business models.

The Millennials are for the most part very deficient in common life skills, sustainability and practical capability.

I just saw a Millennial trying to change a tire and add oil to his car. He gave up after dumping transmission fluid in the oil intake and trying to jack his fender until it crumpled.

by Mr. Snowmanpants June 3, 2016

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