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A person who believes millenial junk tech giants like Elon Musk are actually intelligent people.
Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.
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This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
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A slang term for female Genitalia.
"My girlfriend sometimes refers to her vagina as her "donkey dock."
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This is a car, SUV or truck that was previously used as a rideshare vehicle with a company such as Uber or Lyft. In most cases the extensive damage and service costs caused by regular commercial usage of a vehicle is to much to handle for rideshare drivers. The most common solution being to dump the vehicle off on an unsuspecting buyer as a 'rideshare lemon'.
rideshare uber tnc lyft rideshare lemon
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When a person does something Extraordinary or Amazing with their life such as getting married, beating an illness, thwarting an enemy or being successful when challenged by life in general.
Taken from the movie "Forest Gump". When Forest sees Lt. Dan walking with artificial legs, it reminds Forest of when his mother mother called his corrective leg braces his "Magic Shoes".
In the scene, Forest is about to marry Jenny. Lt. Dan arrives walking up to forest. Forest is amazed and comments, "you got new legs". When Lt. Dan explains the legs to Forest and shows him the metal tubes that now serve as his replacement legs Forest pauses and warmly replies: "Magic Legs".
April and Justin Just got married,.... "Magic Legs".
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Meme Busting is the act of interrupting or otherwise ruining another person's attempt at photographing or videoing themselves performing a stupid online meme.
The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.
Common online memes and ways to bust them:
*Planking
(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")
Ways to bust Planking:
Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object
Yell at them
Throw water on them
Blow an air horn
*Dance mob
(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")
Ways to bust a dance mob:
Nude streaking through the dance mob
Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.
MIME through the dance mob
*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
I just did some awesome meme busting on this dumb dance mob they tried in grand central.
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The alias of Poet, Inventor, Author and Activist Justin Thomas La Plante on the Urban Dictionary.
Some of LaPlante's contributions to Urban Dictionary:
Sausage Sisters: When two or more females have sex with the same male.
Palin: A form of Red Neck English.
Spice: A slang term in the Guinean dialect of french meaning a bad person.
Some have used the name MR Snowmanpants to pose as La plante and post other definitions which may be hateful in nature in order to defame La Plante but posts by the real Mr Snowmanpants (AKA Justin La Plante) have the poster's name as 'MR Snowmanpants', not 'MR Snowman Pants' (separated) or 'Mister Snowmanpants' (with 'mister' spelled out). La Plante also posts to Urban Dictionary and his blog under his own actual name.
MR Snowmanpants is an author on urban disctionary. He is Justin Thomas La Plante in real life.
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