Darien

hes the queer of the friend group. everyone hates him and makes fun of how small his dick is. he will never get laid and will end up living on the streets with a pet gerbil. He looks like an inbred. He is a major Jew and if you meet one in person do the world a favor and gas him. he will live off of anime porn because he will get no other form of satisfaction. Darien is the type of person to abuse woman and rape his step mom.

"hey look its Darien! Lets gas him!"