woof

A word used to describe supreme ugliness, used in place of something like, "Gross!" or "Eww..." or any other childish word.

Bill: Omg, Bob, did you see that fat chick?
Bob: Yeah! Woof!

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Coldplay

A band from Britain containing four powerful and intelligent members, Chris Martin (vocals), Jon Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass) and Will Champion (drums). Originally called Starfish, they first hit it big with their song "Yellow" which is on their debut album, Parachutes. Since their first album in 2000, they have released two more sensational albums, recently releasing X&Y which became the best-seller in Europe and America.

Coldplay gets a lot of crap from people who dislike them. It's either you love Coldplay or you hate Coldplay. However, Coldplay writes very philosophical lyrics and people complain and say that they want to be the next U2, but they sound nothing like U2, but they sound like Radiohead, but both bands are still stellar.

Chris Martin is currently the poster child for the Make Trade Fair charities and for OXFAM.

Coldplay does some amazing work both on and offstage. We all should be thinking about what they're doing for the world instead of maybe hating on them like many people like to do.

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Adamgasm

A word used to describe the numerous gasms you get whilst staring, listening to, or thinking of Adam Levine and his ultra sexiness. See also eyegasm, eargasm and orgasm.

Dude, I watched a music video for Sunday Morning last night and I had the biggest Adamgasm ever! Adam Levine! WOO!

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wizzizzoot

A useless word used to replace the word woot when you don't want to seem like a nerd, but you're proud to flaunt your dorkiness.

OMFG!!! We're going to watch ACDC on the television? Wizzizzoot!

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haute

Past hawt, shmexy, seckzy, secksy and secksi combined, haute is the only way to describe tons of celebrities who are so hot they almost knock you over when you see them.

Also another expression used in the same way as hot; could also be used to describe erotic or semi-erotic situations (much like the word hot tends to do).

Some really haute celebrities are: Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Levine, Ewan McGregor and about a million others.

Oh my god, guys, wouldn't it be so haute if those two started holding hands? THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS IN MY MIND! LOOK GUYS LOOK!

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ghosts

Ghosts typically haunt older places or graveyards or homes that an untimely death has occurred in. While spirits know they are dead, there are spirits on Earth. Ghosts are unaware of the fact they are dead and acutally can harm you. Ghosts are easily captured on camera and on rare occasions can be seen with the naked eye. Ghosts also talk and on rare occasions you can hear them with your naked ears, but many times you need a tape recorder (or digital recorder) to hear them talking. Ghosts' personalities range. Some of them are vengeful and those are the ones to watch out for. Hauntings can get severe enough to posess an entire home. Those're my facts.

The Amityville Haunting is one of the most famous haunting hoaxes known to man. This involved the grisly murder of the DeFeo family. Pictures have been proven to show there are ghosts in the house.

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xxx

A very delicious brand of local (Seattle) root beer that looks like a porno sign when you drive by.

I was going up to Alpental the other day and saw the XXX root beer sign, and I thought it was a huge adult toy shop, but then I remembered that we have a rootbeer factory here. I was like, "Aw hell."

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