Are you my mommy?

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

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Crabscwaffle

Running around sideways itching your crotch shouting: "I HAVE CRABS!!!" and screaming.

Person one: "David's doing a crabscwaffle"
Person two: "What?"
David: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE CRABS!!!!!"

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The "T" key is gone

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

Nautical Munched

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."