Connor

Moderately attractive, like the boy next door. Smart without being smug. Has the biggest heart and will always put others first. Someone you can have a conversation with for hours on end and never get bored. Connor is someone who is very down to earth and likes to go with the flow. He doesn’t really have a plan for his future, but that’s okay. Connors are the firefighters and police officers of the world that little kids look up to. When he hugs you, you feel like everything is gonna be okay.

“I could really use a shoulder to lean on right now.”
“If you call Connor, he’ll probably be at your house with pizza and a box of tissues in less than ten minutes.”

Ben

Kind of a jackass, likes to do hick shit with his friends in the woods. Goes hiking and takes shirtless pictures with captions like “hardbodies only”. Kind of an idiot. Likes to post pictures of guns. Has a made up degree from an expensive university just because his parents forced him to. He’s kind of an idiot and likes to play video games with his friends instead of doing literally anything else. He’s a solid 7 but likes to rock an ugly mullet.

“You remember Ben? He’s 38 and living with his old high school friend in his mom’s basement, and still has that ugly ass mullet.”
“What a hick.”

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