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A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.
Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
A very well known gentleman's club located in Mashpee, MA. It is on a main road so you must drive by it when going pretty much anywhere. It always has an old sports car in its parking lot and no one knows who it belongs to.
Guy 1: Look! We're driving by Zachary's Pub, the strip club!
Guy 2: I knoooow, we drive by it every day.
A high school in Sandwich MA. It is full of rich white kids that think they are the shit but the school somehow manages to be wicked shitty and poor.
Guy 1: Where do you go to high school?
Guy 2: Sandwich High School
Guy 1: I already fucking hate you
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Oak Crest is a place in Sandwich MA with some outdoor basketball courts. There are kids playing basketball there 24/7. It could literally be Christmas Eve dinner and people would still abandon their families to go ball up.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go ball up at Oak Crest Cove?
Guy 2: It's Thanksgiving evening...
Guy 1: Never a bad time to ball up!
Guy 2: Ok fine, my family hates me anyways.
A term for cigarettes someone smokes while sober
Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
Hobo Mark is a gross ass man that can often be found wandering around Sandwich MA. Because of his look, many think that he is homeless. Besides asking for rides and trying to bum cigarettes, he doesn't do much.
Guy 1: Hey, I saw you driving around with Hobo Mark yesterday.
Guy 2: Yea he asked for a ride then kept asking me for cigs, it was awful.
Guy 1: Rookie mistake, never give Hobo Mark a ride.
A conservation land located in Sandwich, MA. It's a wooded area in the middle of a town, so pretty much nothing good happens here. There used to be a shed in Talbots that everyone smoked at, but that got destroyed by some dickhead.
Guy 1: Let's head over to Talbot's Point and smoke an L.
Guy 2: Didn't you here? The Shed got torn down.
Guy 1: It's the fucking woods, there's other places we can go.
Guy 2: Ok lets go make some bad decisions in the woods.
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