homelessexual

A person who sleeps with people in order to have somewhere to stay the night. The homelessexual lifestyle involves staying in a relationship in order to stay in a person's house.

I invited Chase over one night after the bar and he never left, I always fall for the homelessexuals.

tits

As in,"That's the tits!". Used when describing something unbelievable. A phrase one shouts out when overly excited. Means;greatest, chillest, sickest, etc.

"Dude check out my new car"
" That's the fucking tits!"

"Can you believe that girl went home with me last night?"
"That's the tits no doubt, she had the tits too so its a double whammy!"

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