Cat

That guy who constantly follows you and copies everything that you do

Stop being a cat

A politic

Someone who spent the first 20 years of adulthood in their mum's basement playing Fortnite

He's clearly a politic

3👍 1👎

Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

10👍 2👎

Brexit #3

It is the last part in the trilogy of Brexit

1:"Here comes Brexit #3."
2:"Has that not finished yet."

'Ello poppet

A term used to greet someone (a friend)(informal)

'Ello poppet

4👍 2👎