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Breed Seed

The popular term amongst Newfoundland based disco-gothic teenagers for semen.

Stewart, tap the back of my head when you’re ready to cum-I don’t want to miss a drop of that sweet breed seed.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 20, 2019

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Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.

Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022

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putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.

Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher May 22, 2018


The Derek Chamberlin

To suddenly look up from a task at hand in a surprised or confused manor, as per when your name is called or a noise catches your attention. Think much like a chipmunk who is startled whilst eating a nut and looks back and forth to discover what is near bye.

i totally did the derek chamberlin when i thought i heard a ghost slam my door closed while i was browsing bunnyteens.com

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher April 27, 2011

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Big Medina Energy

Much more powerful than typical BDE. BME is far superior is both size and charisma. Medina Energy simply dwarfs all other Dick Energy, no matter how big.

Look at that dude Luis, man. His BME can’t be stopped. He walks into a room and his dick has already been in there for 10 minutes. Classic Big Medina Energy.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher March 21, 2024


KrisFogg

when the morning fog is dense like the beard of a well endowed man, thick and large; will prevent you from leaving bed.

I awoke to the most gorgeous KrisFogg I have ever laid eyes upon, it was so large and thick that I had no other choice but to stay in bed with it all day.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher November 28, 2017

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Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.

As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019