Accentless

Accentlessness is when you speak a language so purely that you have no unique way of pronouncing anything, also known as being mute.

"Yeah I think I'm accentless."
"Bro you just made me unmute with that bs."

Unstead

When a dumbass tries to type instead.

In some rare cases it's a poorly typed version of unsteady

I ate salmon unstead of cod.
That stream is very unstead.