bucknap

-noun
An extremely difficult to comb hair tangle that possesses the strength to warp, damage and or break comb teeth. Tight coils usually resemble buckshot pellets.

I knew you were combing your hair, I heard your bucknaps popping.

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fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

lipcross

-noun
Sexual term. The intersection of cunnilingus where the horizontal mouth lips touch the vertical labia lips.

I'm too tired to scissor but I'll give you a lipcross.