A Chet is not just a person but also a state of being. If you meet Chet remember to get them a snow globe for if not might risk angering it and doom yourself to eternal suffering.
Person: Oh hi Chet.
Chet: Where is my snow globe!!!
Person: Aaaaaaahhhhhggggg!!!
This person is the best type suitcase you'll ever meet. If you are lucky enough to find a Lile in a bus make sure to come their hair so they will hell store your flowers.
Guy: Oh my god! It's a wild Lily!
Other Guy: Better catch her before she eats your grandmother.