The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

shamash

A penis with way too much hair. An almost uncontrollable amount that sticks out of underwear most of the time.

“Hey I think that guy Matthew is real cute.”
“Yea me too until I found out he has a shamash”