Cold Dick

A coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for class or work and your Johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. Usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.

I was gonna go to class this morning but the sub zero weather gave me the worst cold dick known to man.

I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.

4👍 2👎