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The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later
Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
To be born without an immune system nor given vaccines but manage to live past 5 years old.
That kid Carson over there is an Immune-less wonder he made it all the way to 18.
Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.
Come on down to Spookers for good eats and hot girls.
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
When one shoots their shot with a ten-year-old with a PHAT ASS.
Father Murphy gave a boy in the choir a childish advance.