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To be born without an immune system nor given vaccines but manage to live past 5 years old.
That kid Carson over there is an Immune-less wonder he made it all the way to 18.
A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.
Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.
Come on down to Spookers for good eats and hot girls.
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
When one shoots their shot with a ten-year-old with a PHAT ASS.
Father Murphy gave a boy in the choir a childish advance.
This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.
Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now
The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.
Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.