Munko

A nickname you give your dog, short for monkey.

1) My little munko head. I love you so much.

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Frequencied

When the moron Tik Tok generation used words like ratioed. The correct response to them is you've just been frequencied

YuyahTheTard : @MikeyS. Bro just got ratioed LMFAO 😂🤣💀.
MikeyS.: @YuyahTheTard Looks like you've been frequencied ⛄🥧🐸🦓🌖🌕🕸️🐾🎩🗝️☢️. (You can add a stream of nonsense images for extra effect)

Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.

1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.

Wuvlins

1) The act of showing love and affection towards something or someone you hold dear to your heart.
2) A term of endearment

Come here so I can give you wuvlins.

Your such a cute doggy, I want to give you wuvlins all over.

Your my little wuvlins.

Jew rizzled

When you get screwed over by something

Man you just got jew rizzled

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penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

Helicopter dick

The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.

Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"

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