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Where you have to shit so bad when you blink you shit yourself.
"Oh shit dude I just had a blinkshit moment!!!"
Where you are so old that your balls sag in your pants.
"Dude your grandpa has a mad case of dingleballs"
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A bitch who thinks she knows everything but really she is as dumb as a board
"Dude did you see the girl Logan is dating?"
"Ya man she is a total flooferbitch"
When your Fucking your bitch and when your done you start doodling on your dick.
"Dude last night I had to fuckadoodle "