Team Skull Grunt

A person who is more useless than the male nipple.

Ome of the antagonists of pokemon sun/moon/ultra sun/ultra moon. Can be found running in heards.

You're more useless than a Team Skull Grunt, worthless cunt!

lonelaughaphobia

the fear that you will be the only one to laugh at a joke that you have made yourself

I have lonelaughaphobia so it is really hard to make a joke without going into a panic attack.