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when in times of economic crisis voters become frustrated and reject the politicians who are working to fix the problem and return to the policies that created the problem in the first place
The Obama Administration has worked hard to get our economy out of the Bush Depression and has made a lot of progress, unfortunately 2 years was simply not enough time to repair the 8 years of damage done by the Bush Administration. In the 2010 election people were frustrated by the slow recovery and we had a major retro-vote.
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alternative name for alzheimers, a disease from which Ronald Reagan suffered
Diseases are often named for famous people who had them, ALS is commonly refered to as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so it would seem appropriate to call alzheimers Reaganosis.
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when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....
Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
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a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati
The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.
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holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.
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When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off
My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.
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When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with
voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"
politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."
voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"
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